A Fanny Pack Poem by Randy McClave

Is a fanny pack out or is it in
Around my waist is it acceptable to wear a bin,
Just to carry my wallet and all my other stuff
Including my keys and food and my makeup.
So, I wonder if I should wear a Fanny pack
Or instead should I just carry a grocery sack,
Which one should I wear around my waist
Which to carry my belongings while in a haste.
I wonder if a Fanny pack is still in style
Will people give me a thumbs up and a smile,
If my worries get much worse
I guess I could a carry larger sized bag or purse.
Inside of a Fanny pack I could also carry some liquor
Then I bet no one would smirk or sicker,
A Fanny pack is so much easier for me to wear
Inside of it I could also carry supplies for my hair.
My decision's and my choices are now a bit iffy
And I would like to have an answer in a jiffy,
And I really wish that I knew what to do
I can either be called a bag lady, or a mama kangaroo.

Randy L. McClave