Michael Philips


Michael Philips Poems

1. Bad Art 5/5/2005
2. Golf Pro 11/4/2005
3. Cowboys 5/5/2005
4. Aunt Rita 2/4/2005
5. The One True Religion 3/11/2005
6. No More Communists To Kick Around Anymore 5/3/2005
7. Colleagues Who Die 1/7/2005
8. Sports Section 1/15/2005
9. Bagging Kid Charlemagne 3/31/2005
10. Cat Lover 11/23/2005
11. A Shitty Valentines Day 10/31/2005
12. Getting it Wrong 4/20/2005
13. Route 66 for President 7/31/2005
14. One Day at the Flea Market 3/28/2005
15. Pantoum For A Camping Trip 6/24/2005
16. Touchdown 12/1/2005
17. Oh No! Not Another Love Poem 1/20/2005
18. Last Will 1/9/2005
19. Sun Tzu’s Art of War (Newly Revised & Updated) 2/2/2005
20. Do Not Resuscitate 9/1/2005

The One True Religion

I.
Researchers say Mormons have continued
to posthumously baptize Jewish Holocaust victims
into their faith despite a promise to discontinue the practice

II.
Members who write letters seeking to resign
will be contacted by church leaders to make sure
they're not being pressured, and that they understand

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