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Dave is a prize-winning poet. In as much as he’s read out couple of his poems once or twice and won a colouring competition in 1981. Having written lyrics and songs for his band ‘the Jelly Fiends’ Dave has now given poetry a stab. And that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s murdered it. He is also trying to take his poetry seriously, but finds taking anything seriously a real struggle.)

The Best Poem Of Whinging Wallis

I’m So Depressed

I woke up this morning and remembered you’d gone
So I wrote another depressing song
I cried a bit ‘cause you’re not with me
Tried to overdose on vitamin E

I’m So Depressed

I didn’t wash, I didn’t shave
Just stuck my head in the microwave
But they won’t go on until you close the door
And I dropped the damn thing on the floor

I’m So Depressed

I ran from the house to catch my train
My lonely heart still filled with pain
I lay on the track to seal my fate
But all the trains were running late

I’m So Depressed

Got to work on the 42nd floor
So forlorn, I can’t take anymore
Crawled out of the window and onto the ledge
But too scared of heights to go near the edges

I’m So Depressed

Although I’ve lost my would be bride
I’m just not cut out for suicide
So I have found an easier way
And started smoking 40 a day.

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