I’m So Depressed Poem by Whinging Wallis

I woke up this morning and remembered you’d gone
So I wrote another depressing song
I cried a bit ‘cause you’re not with me
Tried to overdose on vitamin E

I’m So Depressed

I didn’t wash, I didn’t shave
Just stuck my head in the microwave
But they won’t go on until you close the door
And I dropped the damn thing on the floor

I’m So Depressed

I ran from the house to catch my train
My lonely heart still filled with pain
I lay on the track to seal my fate
But all the trains were running late

I’m So Depressed

Got to work on the 42nd floor
So forlorn, I can’t take anymore
Crawled out of the window and onto the ledge
But too scared of heights to go near the edges

I’m So Depressed

Although I’ve lost my would be bride
I’m just not cut out for suicide
So I have found an easier way
And started smoking 40 a day.