Spock the Vegan Poems

The universe was very small,
If it had any size at all.
Some say it was a singularity,
But it had infinite density!
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Roses are Red
Hydrangeas are blue
We have wed
I will be true
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My oldest brother came up with a plan
For tomorrow's April Fools day for the clan.
He replaced the sugar in the bowl with salt.
It was a simple plan, but it had a fault
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My sister writes her poems
of the life that she is livin'
She writes of people, places, things,
of memories once given.
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I was in a classroom, and in the front position
With many famous scientists and mathematicians.

I saw Einstein, Aristotle, Galileo, and said 'hey'
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Oh, Dani,
Five years is
not enough time
to forget your smile
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What if the Holy Bible is correct that the
wicked will burn at Christ's second coming?
'For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch'(1)
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God made a man, and put him into the garden
Of Eden to dress it and to keep it, and God said,
Don't eat of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, or
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Pluto was a planet and now is a dwarf.
That is a reason to make some people barf.

They say that ‘dwarf' is politically incorrect,
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Mr. Hing climbed over a garden wall.
It was easy ‘cause he was very tall.
But he caught his pants on a garden rung
and almost changed his name to Mr. Hung.
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