Sebastian Seal

Sebastian Seal Poems

厚 い 武 士
気 鋭 鋭 敏
丸 い 神
海 蝟
...

小 海 豹
ポ リ エ ス テ ル だ
本 当 よ
...

「 た ま ご 」 言 う
私 は 「 た め ご 」
仕 舞 お う ね
...

[ 海 鼠 ち ゃ ん は 私 へ こ の 川 柳 を 書 き ま し た 。 ]

お 海 豹
大 脳 持 つ か
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Out in the deep dark depths,
Swim monsters beyond comprehension.
They sit around drinking meths,
Honing their perception.
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Sea lions are not like seals, the fools,
They have articulated flippers,
Go to private boarding schools,
And wear expensive slippers.
...

I travelled to the Great Barrier Reef,
A whale was offering day-trip adventures.
He swam very fast and the journey was brief,
But he did a breach and lost his dentures.
...

8.

Bendy is a snake,
Of the most venomous kind.
Dave gave him a toffee,
He thought he wouldn't mind.
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They paint their beaks to look like clowns,
But their eyes have concerned frowns.
Puffins never laugh.
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My and my owner's toothpaste,
Got muddled up in haste.
A bit like the notes in a Chopin etude.
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I like Easter Eggs,
Especially those by Faberge,
They're more decorative than wooden pegs,
And much more recherche.
...

12.

Sharks are real nasties,
Sharks are real meanies,
Sharks eat seal pasties,
Sharks wear teal peonies.
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Out in the Yorkshire Dales,
Endowing the countryside with charms,
Over hills and through vales,
Are the world-famous termite farms.
...

Me and my urchin
enjoy playing badminton.
We will always play it gladly.
For it is a sad thing done,
...

When swimming in the North Sea,
I was stung by a jellyfish.
He charged me 95p,
For a porcelain welly dish.
...

I went on a trip to Majorca,
My taxi turned up – it was an orca.
It said 'do not worry, '
'I won't eat you in a hurry, '
...

I bought my ticket to New York,
I bought it in quite a rush.
It was far too far to walk,
And so I caught a bus.
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Yorkshire puddings are the best,
I like them when they're round.
I put them all to the test,
I eat them by the pound.
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Little Wolf clambering through the snow,
Little paws freezing down below.
Your fur is grey,
Your eyes are brown,
...

20.

The Romans came to Britain on Wednesday afternoon,
They came over quietly in a hot-air balloon.
'Let us in and give us your country, ' said Caesar,
'Not likely, ' we replied, 'You've got the wrong visa'.
...

Sebastian Seal Biography

I am a grey seal pup of Russian descent. I was born in Siberia and lived in a small seal colony on a river island downstream of a large industrial city. My friends and I enjoyed sabotaging the factories and polluting the river, though it didn't go down too well with our elders (or the humans) . One day we sabotaged the hydroelectric dam. Well, one thing led to another, and the colony (and most of the town) got washed away. My family moved to Leningrad (now St. Petersburg) , one of the nicest cities in the world. I'm very fond of Russia and miss it a lot. I now live in the Farne Islands with a very kind human and my pet urchin. I love my urchin. I enjoy writing poems about my life, my famous ancestors, and my friends. My human owner says that seals are twits, idiots, nincompoops. I hope my poetry can demonstrate otherwise.)

The Best Poem Of Sebastian Seal

私 の 海 胆

厚 い 武 士
気 鋭 鋭 敏
丸 い 神
海 蝟
膿 鍼 根 済 み

あ つ い ぶ し
き え い え い び ん
ま る い か み
う み は り ね ず み
う み は り ね す み

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Ranjan Kumar Ghosh 19 September 2017

Lovely your poem and very beautiful poem

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