Roald Dahl

(13 September 1916 – 23 November 1990 / Cardiff / Wales)

Roald Dahl Poems

1. Veruca Salt, the little brute 3/30/2010
2. There's no earthly way of knowing 3/30/2010
3. The Three Little Pigs 3/30/2010
4. The Rowing Song 3/30/2010
5. The Pig 1/1/2004
6. The Crocodile 5/2/2014
7. Television 1/3/2003
8. St Ives 1/3/2003
9. Pure Imagination 3/30/2010
10. Oh you Knid, you are vile and vermicious.... 3/30/2010
11. My teacher wasn't half as nice as yours seems to be 3/30/2010
12. Mary, Mary, quite contrary 3/30/2010
13. Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf 3/30/2010
14. I've Got a Golden Ticket 3/30/2010
15. If you are old and have the shakes 3/30/2010
16. I Want It Now 3/30/2010
17. I had a little nut-tree, 3/30/2010
18. Hot and Cold 1/3/2003
19. Hey diddle diddle 3/30/2010
20. Excerpt – 3/30/2010

Cinderella

I guess you think you know this story.
You don't. The real one's much more gory.
The phoney one, the one you know,
Was cooked up years and years ago,
And made to sound all soft and sappy
just to keep the children happy.
Mind you, they got the first bit right,
The bit where, in the dead of night,
The Ugly Sisters, jewels and all,

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