Roald Dahl

(13 September 1916 – 23 November 1990 / Cardiff / Wales)

Roald Dahl Poems

1. "Mike Teavee..." 1/1/2004
2. Attention Please! Attention Please! 3/30/2010
3. Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop 3/30/2010
4. Candy Man 3/30/2010
5. Cinderella 3/30/2010
6. Dear Friends, We Surely All Agree 3/30/2010
7. Down They Go... 3/30/2010
8. Excerpt – 3/30/2010
9. Hey Diddle Diddle 3/30/2010
10. Hot And Cold 1/3/2003
11. I Had A Little Nut-Tree, 3/30/2010
12. I Want It Now 3/30/2010
13. If You Are Old And Have The Shakes 3/30/2010
14. I'Ve Got A Golden Ticket 3/30/2010
15. Little Red Riding Hood And The Wolf 3/30/2010
16. Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary 3/30/2010
17. My Teacher Wasn'T Half As Nice As Yours Seems To Be 3/30/2010
18. Oh You Knid, You Are Vile And Vermicious.... 3/30/2010
19. Pure Imagination 3/30/2010
20. St Ives 1/3/2003
21. Television 1/3/2003
22. The Crocodile 5/2/2014
23. The Pig 1/1/2004
24. The Rowing Song 3/30/2010
25. The Three Little Pigs 3/30/2010
26. There's No Earthly Way Of Knowing 3/30/2010
27. Veruca Salt, The Little Brute 3/30/2010
Best Poem of Roald Dahl

Television

The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.
Oh...

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St Ives

As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Said he, 'I think it's much more fun
Than getting stuck with only one.'

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