Poems of Roald Dahl
|2.||Attention please! Attention please!||3/30/2010|
|3.||Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop||3/30/2010|
|5.||Dear friends, we surely all agree||3/30/2010|
|6.||Down they go...||3/30/2010|
|8.||Hey diddle diddle||3/30/2010|
|9.||Hot and Cold||1/3/2003|
|10.||I had a little nut-tree,||3/30/2010|
|11.||I Want It Now||3/30/2010|
|12.||If you are old and have the shakes||3/30/2010|
|13.||I've Got a Golden Ticket||3/30/2010|
|14.||Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf||3/30/2010|
|15.||Mary, Mary, quite contrary||3/30/2010|
|16.||My teacher wasn't half as nice as yours seems to be||3/30/2010|
|17.||Oh you Knid, you are vile and vermicious....||3/30/2010|
I guess you think you know this story.
You don't. The real one's much more gory.
The phoney one, the one you know,
Was cooked up years and years ago,
And made to sound all soft and sappy
just to keep the children happy.
Mind you, they got the first bit right,
The bit where, in the dead of night,
The Ugly Sisters, jewels and all,