You'll Feel Sky High If You Get Sky! Poem by Denis Martindale

I watched Eastenders! Silly me! It left me quite depressed!
At the end, I wasn't happy! My poor soul wasn't blessed!
I guess it's meant to 'keep it real', to show life in the raw.
If so, the feelings that I feel I simply can't ignore!
I pray for those who live that way! What misery to view!
We pay our licence day-by-day no wonder we feel blue!
I had to get Sky Digital! Yes, humour's Paramount!
I felt compelled to make that call and get a fitter round!
Forget Eastenders, upgrade now! Tune in each night and smile!
It's time to fill your life with 'WOW! ' But first, you've got to dial!
Pick up the phone and quote my name! (I might get rich that way!)
Your life will never be the same, as long as you can pay!
Film channels, sport and shopping, too! Gold scart leads to and fro!
That Sky remote was meant for you as if you didn't know!



The poem was written even before the latest Sky Q box was made available. Customers can get a lot of downloads saved to the hard drives so a world of entertainment is live or online...