You Think You Can Do No Wrong. Poem by Randy Johnson

You think you have a halo over your head like Mario did in Donkey Kong.
Somewhere in that twisted mind of yours, you think you can do no wrong.
You do do wrong and it's something you'd better admit.
The people who you've crossed have just about had it.
I tell you over and over that you're not perfect but you still think you are.
You cheated a man out of his life savings and that was going too far.
I have something to say to you and I want you to listen well.
You may end up with no friends and you may even go to jail.