Women And Vegetables Poem by Randy McClave

I wish women were more like vegetables
Pleasant looking and tantalizing on dinner tables,
Not kept in the refrigerator hidden to freeze
But, to be tempting and tantalizing and a tease.

I wished women were wild like my garden greens
To nourish the body, by giving proteins
I love the sensation and the touch of a vegetables flesh
Smooth and tasty and always fresh.

I like my peppers when they are spicy and hot
That attitude in a woman I have also sought,
Plus I like a vegetable that is tasty and aromatic and sweet
As I would like my women, to also be that treat.

I like my tomatoes when they are small and firm
Like a woman's breast I will always confirm,
If I could find that woman before I become a sexagenarian
That woman could finally make me a vegetarian.

Randy L. McClave