Water Ways Poem by David Darbyshire

In Belgium they pee in the canals all day long
that's is why the water their taste so strong
In Holland they also pee in the canals
But they all sing, and are great Pals

Girls are a little different, alas
they do not pee in the canals
they go behind a tree or pee on the grass
But ya that's the difference between men and gals

A friend of mine once pee-ed on the Queens Palace
This guy pee's all over the place he's out of Dallas
I know he wishes, he had done it some other time
that's Cause now he is still paying the fine