Jenny Joseph


Warning


When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick flowers in other people's gardens
And learn to spit.

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.

Submitted: Friday, January 03, 2003
Edited: Monday, July 30, 2007

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  • Bronze Star - 2,179 Points John Richter (2/6/2015 7:04:00 AM)

    Eric... I don't think this is a little crazy. How wonderfully she expresses her desire to become the child she was never able to be - after many, many years of towing the line, dotting her 'i's and crossing her 't's..... This poem, and I suspect Miss Jenny, are absolutely wonderful.. (Report) Reply

  • Bronze Star - 2,179 Points John Richter (2/6/2015 6:59:00 AM)

    OMG! I just fell in love! (Report) Reply

  • Silver Star - 7,657 Points Eric Ericson (11/12/2014 4:28:00 AM)

    sometime you just have to be a little crazy (Report) Reply

  • Bronze Star - 2,529 Points Elizabeth Padillo Olesen (11/8/2014 5:03:00 PM)

    Honest portrayal of an aging human. Very realistic. Simple and true, a subject not usually taken up in poetry. (Report) Reply

  • Veteran Poet - 1,401 Points Kee Thampi (11/2/2014 6:59:00 AM)

    when sun shines h e is not for a walk a drink (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 37,965 Points Aftab Alam Khursheed (10/31/2014 9:52:00 AM)

    A warning to the spendthrift, and a warning not to spoiled but be an example with the act to the young, do fun but don't be funny (Report) Reply

  • Bronze Star - 5,558 Points Lorraine Margueritte Gasrel Black (10/7/2014 5:09:00 PM)

    Your poem reminds me of the Red Hat Society...very funny...we are allowed to lose It' when we get older what better use for senility's rebellion? ? (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 21,595 Points Gangadharan Nair Pulingat (9/5/2014 11:05:00 PM)

    The live and its future a mystic poem that I think it is. The poet here made a wonderful poem and lot of things proposed in the old age and in the end of the poem she says her wishes that to become good examples for the children. And the starting comments and wishes of spending the old ages comes through an end and getting a nicety of thoughts to love the children which seems to be the different thoughts in the minds of an individual in her or his old age naturally coming. I liked the poem in letter and spirit. (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 37,965 Points Aftab Alam Khursheed (8/25/2014 9:47:00 PM)

    Amazing, amusing with truth sprinkled (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 369 Points Stephen W (8/14/2014 9:52:00 AM)

    Very amusing. Don't practice prematurely. (Report) Reply

  • Veteran Poet - 4,243 Points Primrose Tee (7/2/2014 12:35:00 PM)

    Lol...very nice poem made m smile (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 67 Points Sharilynn Reaser (6/24/2014 4:26:00 AM)

    Except for the references to alcohol I can relate to this poem and find it rather comedic. I am starting to reach the age where I really don't care about what people think about what I look like or how I dress myself; so the imagery depicted of her dressing in a different way and acting differently, the not caring what others think, is fun. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 37 Points Colleen Courtney (5/2/2014 12:10:00 AM)

    Love this poem so much. Amazing imagery it creates. (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 10,508 Points * Sunprincess * (4/27/2014 8:46:00 PM)

    ......I think I will look for some purple fingernail polish; p (Report) Reply

  • Veteran Poet - 1,415 Points Herbert Guitang (4/25/2014 7:50:00 AM)

    A poem with light humor inside. To smile is human (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 21,595 Points Gangadharan Nair Pulingat (4/17/2014 9:50:00 AM)

    Aging is a natural process of human life and so many changes occuring in that period of life which we have to make so many arrangements to pass the life in perfection and not making disturbance to another relatives or friends. The poet makes her points in perfectly humour and emotional and very good read. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 853 Points Nika Mcguin (3/24/2014 5:34:00 PM)

    xD this is so funny! Its also funny when she says you can start to collect things in boxes, bc my grandmother on my father's side is actually a hoarder. Yes..after reading this I'm starting to look forward to being a crazy chubby old lady lol. Maybe age is true freedom! (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 415 Points Krishnakumar Chandrasekar Nair (11/7/2013 2:13:00 AM)

    SO as you walk into that purple sunset
    And go a little foot loose on all that you can
    Society may come to such minds to reset
    In some institution and it will be a sort of ban

    All ye poets reading this, I welcome you to my page (Report) Reply

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