Thin Lynn Poem by Bobby C.

There once was a girl named Lynn
And she was very thin
She could squeeze through a keyhole
Or the middle of a TP role
That is the story of Lynn

Wait!

But Lynn was very poor
And she wanted so much more
So she squeezed through the keyhole on the bank door
She stole all their money and left a 5$ check which she tore
And Lynn was no longer poor

But she was then caught
And a lesson from the police was taught
And she went to jail
But slid right through the rail

And ran away into the sunset
That was the last anybody has heard of Thin Lynn