They'Ve Been In Therapy For Years Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

Don't you wish my concerns,
Were more to your pleasing?
I'm sure you do.
This would eliminate,
Undo and strenuous manipulation.
With less deceit to accomplish your deeds.

But what I could do,
Is supply you with references.
There are those I know,
Who are willing to be concerned about anything!
They've adopted being available to anyone,
And on call at a moment's notice.
To be bled of common sense.

You have a pen?
Contact them.
They've been in therapy for years.
And gullible.
Without a hint of seduction,
You will have them hooked!
Trust me.

You ever have a puppy follow you home?
Tell them the same sob story you told me.
You will get immediate results,
Without a raised eyebrow detected.
That is a promise.