The Spider And Harry Styles Poem by Alex Deacon

I saw a spider
Ew
It probably saw me to
Cause like they have 8 eyes
I'm going to kill it
Squish it
I'm a catholic
Killing is wrong
Jesus said
But Jesus isn't here
And that spider is
And surely he didn't like them
Its crawling mum it's crawling
It's most likely going to eat me
Then have babies on my bed and the house will become infested in spiderlets
Whack, now that spider squished well
All over that magazine
Harry styles is covered in spider guts
Howd ya like that Taylor Swift