The Patapoopoo (A Villain-Elle) Poem by Paul Abucean

He is a genius without a doubt:
more bright than Goebbels, fairer still than Goering.
I'll tell you what he is, just please don't pout.

All market trends he knows. He sure can tout
himself through purposeful, persistent pouring.
He is a genius without a doubt.

High, higher than the highest hellbent cloud,
his hollow halo hurriedly keeps soaring:
I'll tell you what he is, just please don't pout.

How boldly to the masses he can spout!
How trimmed in jollity he shuns abhorring!
He is a genius without a doubt.

He scavenges our graves with his big snout
and teaches us to worship all things foreign:
I'll tell you what he is, just please don't pout.

Responsible for Culture - and its rout -
though widely known as a pathetic moron,
he is a genius without a doubt.
I've told you what he is - now you may pout!

Paul Abucean

(2010)