'The Noobick - Flying Island's Forest Monster' Entry Originally In Standard Flying Island English. Translated Into Non-Flying-Island English Poem by Adrian Max Rodman

Va noobick si uh kreatar hii gib wings si ad revy voovoo groans foh temsys. Kie chat, vie jedicez fi kie bultel chatis si ronb. Va hoomans done mow white va noobick si aggression winter yold soo tith ro soo pah't ro soo piz ad ace rewlo sthgir. Noobick si niteg hooman! Which dink fo noobick chust which ti du? Va kreatar si niteg soo rant, os hooman yold ti ad yold ti soo niteg lief.Ti yoldis noobick 'Voo' ad 'Woo' ad 'K'Zoo', tub va manseen bur niteg yun-fun.



Translation into Non-Standard Non-Flying-Island English:

The noobick is a creature with big wings and a very versatile system of organs. Like a cat, the owner decides if the kittens are born. The humans don't really understand why the noobick species is so aggressive when told to smile or be happy or shut up and accept lower rights. After all, the noobick is an animal! What kind of animal gets to choose what it does? The species is impossible to train, so humans tend to provoke it and tell it to stop feeling. They call the noobicks names like 'Voo' and 'Woo' and 'K'Zoo', but the names are never funny.

The noobick gets more aggressive, and leaves the humans to wonder why they left them to do all the work. The noobick invented so many of humanity's tools and devices, but was told to be a pet in the household and wear strange face creams on their furry, hairy faces. If a noobick did happen to invent something and got recognition from it's human owner, the owner took all the credit, and told the noobick to be quiet, as to not get them in trouble. The noobicks usually did not let them get away with this behavior, and everyone who could understand their yowls and meows knew they invented their inventions.