The Law Of Fraud Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

"Rules?
Rules are made for fools to follow."


And apparently,
Millions have been fools.
Made today with more to create.
By the Wizard Of Deception.
Appointed to introduce...
Fraud.
Now to become law of the land.
To pledge with obedience.
And undeniable corruption.

"On both sides.
I now pronounce...
Deception and corruption.
With unlimited fraud for all.
How does that sound?
Too much?
Maybe I should eliminate the tears.
What do you think? "

Your Most Wizardness Of Deception?

"Yes."

The time has come for your coronation.
And the placement for your crown.
With loads of hair spray.
Since the winds outside,
Are fierce this time of the year.
Now...
There are a few who have objected,
To the title you have selected for yourself.

"OBJECTION?
Why would anyone want to object? "

Well...
Many perceive your wish to be called,
The King Of B.S.
Sends the wrong message.
And find the doing overtly pretentious.