The Guy Who Doesn't Wash Silverware Poem by Chuy Amante

I'm the guy who doesn't wash silverware
but I'll wash everyone's dishes with utmost care.

I'm the guy who doesn't like phone chat
but I'll come be with you, more fun than your cat

I'm the average-looks guy with vanished hair
but for all of humanity I REALLY DO CARE!

I'm the guy who likes his old car,
and to help a friend, will travel far!

I'm the guy who doesn't have nor use money
but for some amazing woman, I'll be her funny honey