The Duribilty Test Disaster Poem by Chi Li

One day, a few bored neighbors got bored,
So they tried a game console durability test,
They ran over portable and stationary systems,
And so, the disastorus events happened:
The DS split into half,
The PSP cracked,
The Wii was crushed into a pile of rubble,
The XBOX 360 is now a bunch of crushed computer chips,
The PS3 is now a load of destroyed plastic,
The GameCube is now the DestroyedSquare,
The XBOX is merely a pile of black dirt,
The Game Boy Advance is now a blue pile of rubble,
The Nintendo 64 is now a bunch of crushed wires,
The PS is now a total gray plastic garbage can filler,
And we got a destroyed pile of systems worth over one thousand dollars.