The 7,533rd Defecation Of A Constipated Man Poem by bob eichen

The 7,533rd Defecation Of A Constipated Man

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A Haiku

Flaming red hemorhoid
Toilet now a bloody mess
Why don't I just die?

bob eichen
Sunday, August 12, 2007
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James Mclaughlin 31 January 2008

This is my kind of Haiku - which I hate - but this makes it more than bearable. What a line 'Flaming red haemorroid'

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Uloia Norris Moore 12 August 2007

Funny made me laugh thank you for that.A question though I would so pose what was the age of that man supposed.

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