Salad- (In Honor Of Bri Edward' S New Diet) Poem by Eugene Levich

Bri's turned a jaundiced eye
On pizza, ice cream, and pie!

He's turned over a new leaf...
OF LETTUCE!
It's his belief
It'll be a benefice... and
His wife will give him less grief!

So he's munching arugula
In the State of California
Along with
Radishes
Tomatoes
Etcetera

While he doesn't like the taste
When he tightens his belt
He notices his waist
Has become very svelte... and

His lovely wife has become very tender
Because he's become so very slender!
"Bri, " she sighs...
"You've become such a wonderfully
Skinny guy! "