Orgasm Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

He was at a point
where
the word imminence
came to his mind,
the latter being on
half-mast
due to
a carnal pre-occupation
with sacular production
of androgens
and spermatozoa fishies,
rising
as they are
known to do
to meet up with
prostatic lubedeegoo
in the U-tube
in preparation
for expulsion
and beginning
of
exploratory voyage
all of which
set his
epidermis on fire,
hyperactivated
his histamine pod,
sent a tingle to each toe
separately,
caused a moderate
but sustained
contraction of
all gluteal fibres
not performing thrusts
and
sent waves of
Nitric Oxide
to create
bilateral tumescence
dropp the little hood
over her cute sentinel,
and announced its
liberation by
a veritable volley
of wild and voluptuous waves,
inundating his SELF,
and welding the entireties of
two right hemispheres
firmly together.
He did manage,
being a Latin
as well as a Roman Scholar,
to utter,
while clinging bilaterally again
to her twins,
the famous
Veni,
Vidi
Vici.
And VENI
had covered much of her
which was,
after and to his
great relief,
a great
and sensuous sensation
not to be missed
and soon to be
repeated.