Never The Bride Poem by Dónall Dempsey

They missed it!

It went completely over the ladie's heads.
He put his hand up
(like a God) and
...caught it.

Caught the Bride's bouquet!
All the women went: 'Oh....ah! '
They all knew he was - gay.
He kissed his man on the mouth, smiled:
'Well...how's about...it? '
'Wot...tie the knot? '
'Why...ever not! '

'Yeah? '
'Yeah! '
'I've always been the best man...never the groom! '

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And the haiku version of this reads:
Caught the Bride's bouquet!
Alll the ladies go: 'Oh...ah! '
- pity he was gay!