My Hate For Dial-Up Poem by Kori Haffmun
My Hate For Dial-Up
Dear Dial-up
Why are you so...
Slow
A snail runs faster than you
Yes, a snail doesn't have feet
It can't run
Is it because you're cheaper
Is it because you want to stick it to the unsuspecting people
Or is it because you're partially brain dead
Dial up doesn't have a brain
You make me want to poop on your lawn
You go so slow
Maybe I will
But that means you win
I would like to stick it to the man...woman...what ever
Of dial up
But
Its either this
Or
No internet
so dial-up...
kiss my big green modem
I hate you
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4/25/2024 6:32:06 PM # 1.0.0.1119
Man I hated having dial up when I had it, but then again I had nothing important to do then either so I guess it wasted my time when I used it. Wow I wasted a lot of time waiting for stuff to load dang I didn't have a life back then.