I Am Very Bored! Save Me Please Poem by Kori Haffmun

I Am Very Bored! Save Me Please



It's that time of life
When you are totally bored
you just sit around and wait for something to happen
or you make your own fun
then that fun
gets B.O.R.I.N.G
and a bit lame

its like a sickness
the symptoms are
spacing out
watching reruns
breaking things just for the hell of it
or maybe even bashing your head against a wall
maybe
i hope you don't
that sounds really painfull

Well if you get bored
just breakdance
or
get a gun
and
shoot your self
or
even that annoying little yorkie across the street

There are so many cures for boredom
write a poem...um... it doesn't have to be a good poem
go rob a store (that's always fun...to watch)
make a movie
do some illegal things
hey you may get into trouble,
but it will cure the boredom
for a few minutes...hours
if you have paper
do oragami
or go ninja
make paper bombs and scare your neighbor
Ok don't do that, seriosly
what if your neibor is elderly
eh?
well then you can get an ambulance
and maybe
practice your new learned CPR on that old person

So Yeah.
Make Your Own Gosh Darn Fun

But please don't get into too much trouble
that may prevent fun

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Joshua Aument 01 November 2011

Thats cool! This was a great poem!

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Black & White Right 24 September 2009

hilarious ...........

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Heather Rebel 09 June 2009

LMAO! ! ! THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY! ! ! LOVED IT! ! ! ! THNKS FOR ALL THE IDEAS LOL! ! x

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Audrey Heller 30 May 2009

I read, your poem and I was really floored! In this day and age, how can anyone, be bored! There's so much one can do, you just have to look. You can curl up on the couch, with an interesing book! There's shows, on tv, that can keep you amused so why not, give it a try! After all said and done, it may not be, your kind of fun. But you can kiss, the doldrums, goodbye! !

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Jessica Robert 30 May 2009

Ehheheheheh we just burst out laughing here oh my gosh..(there is two of us btw) AND EVEN SHOOT THAT ANNOYING LIL YORKIE ACROSS THE STREET! ! LMAOS! ! ! i luv itttt AHH-mazing! ~Jess & Izz: D

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