Minding My Own Biz Poem by David Darbyshire

I work in a building with a lot of Staff
I also sit by the toilet, which is not a Laugh
I waz mindin my own Biz
When a guy walked out of His
Because the door was made of Teak
It had a really bad Squeak
'At the same time, a Girl walked By'
And gave me a funny look, right 'in' the Eye
She thought I made a Wolf Whistle
Now I was in a real Fissile
And now to my Amazement
There going to do me for 'Sexual Harassment'
Me being Italian,
Like the Stallion
What chance have I Got?
I'll just have to pray a Lot!