Men Poem by Donna Saphier

I havn't had a quiet life
In-fact its been quite busy
When I think back to how it was
It sends me kinda dizzy

I have had a lot of men
Of which I can recall
I could name most of them
But could not name them all

Alan, Steve, Wayne and Mark
Jimmy, John and Jack
Edward, Tony, Geoff and Lee
Have had me on my back

Colin, Gary, Paul and Neil
Ian, Chris and Scotty
I have had each one of them
Some ugly and quite grotty

Some were big, some were small
Some were long and fatter
But I didn't mind the shape or size
In-fact that didn't matter

Short or tall, young or old
Ginger, bald or hairy
I just want all the world to know
I ain't no Virgin Mary