Masked Man's Missus Poem by Ima Ryma

A worried wife sought some advice
From a well known psychiatrist.
She said, 'My husband's very nice, '
'But, he's developed a strange twist.'
'He's the Lone Ranger - so he thinks.'
'Each day behind his mask he goes'
'To catch the crooks and fill the clinks.'
'Each night he's back, yelling 'Hi-Yos'.'
The doctor told her not to fret,
That she should now feel reassured.
He had not failed a patient yet.
Her husband could and would be cured.

'Thank you Doctor - but I don't know -'
'The children do like Tonto so.'