Make Me Schmile! Poem by Denis Martindale

Look, I'm not drunk, honescht, I'm not…
I've juscht had a few, a few, not a lot…
I've teschted the wine and champersch assch well…
And yet not assch much assch folksch could tell…
I'm schtill walking schtraight, no word of a lie…
I'm schomewhat merry, rather than high…
I'm not scheeing double, or confusched as schuch…
I'm telling you guysch… I didn't drunk much!


Denis Martindale October 2019.


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