Lsd Jesus Poem by Todd Mcduffie

I saw Jesus once while on an acid trip
He told the funniest jokes
We had the best of laughs
We rode around on pink giraffes

we started a band, we had a hell of a sound
Mermaids swam to the shore, and we made love on the ground

We drank the raindrops
and feasted on a sunshine leg
We stood on the street corner
Didn't have a dime and didn't have to beg

I looked at Jesus and I said..Lord, I think I'm faded
He carried me uphill
and laid me by the oak and got me situated

I came to hours later in a daze
The sky was all in a haze

Jesus then said hey lets take a ride
so we hopped in the hot air balloon and began to fly
I said damn Jesus you sure know how to drive
He said listen boy ya gotta sin to feel alive

I screamed out hey lets go!
Cue up the guitar toad salamander string solo
The Badgers got the banjos and the fiddles
while Jesus answers all lifes riddles
I said damn Jesus you sure know how to drive
He said listen boy ya gotta sin to feel alive