Logic In Rhyme 3 Poem by Kim Barney

Kim Barney

Kim Barney

I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit

Logic In Rhyme 3

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(14)
Little Billy Johnson
was walking through the trees
with a double-barreled shotgun;
there was a gentle breeze.
He came upon an oak tree
just filled with birds galore,
the most that he did ever see;
of that he was most sure.
there were ninety-seven blackbirds
perched up there on high,
and he thought that we would fire his gun
up into the sky.
He pulled both triggers, did little Bill,
and now here is the tally
of all the birds that he did kill
there in that lonesome valley:
The first barrel got twenty-four
of those little ebony birds.
The second barrel got fifteen more;
too bad he didn't have a third.
Now here's the problem I have for thee:
how many birds remain in the tree?

(15)
Here is a problem for a laugh:
just divide thirty by one half,
add ten,
and then
what number have you at the end?

(16)
Three little pills the doctor did supply
to little Jimmy Bower
and said, 'Now listen, little guy,
take one every half hour.'
If Jimmy does as doctor says
(start thinking really fast)
from when he starts to when he stops,
how long do those pills last?

(17)
Old lady Penn
wants to get up at ten,
quite late on the morrow
and so she sets her Baby Ben
alarm clock for that hour.
She needs lots of sleep,
wants to slumber deep
and not have any sorrow.
She takes just one small glass of wine
and climbs into her bed at nine
p.m. the night before
and very soon, with a full moon,
she softly starts to snore.
She's breathing deeply in her bed
with an occasional cough.
How many hours slumber will she get
before her alarm goes off?

(Try to solve them before you look for the answers in 'Notes by the Poet about the Poem')

Logic In Rhyme 3
Friday, September 26, 2014
Topic(s) of this poem: logic
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
(14)
No living birds will remain in the tree, because they will all fly away as soon as the shooting starts.There may possibly be a few dead ones in the tree that get caught in the branches on the way to the ground.

(15)
Any math teacher will tell you that dividing by one half is not the same as dividing by two, as some people would assume.Dividing by one half is actually the same as multiplying by two, so thirty times two is sixty, plus ten and your answer is seventy.

(16)
Most people would answer 'An hour and a half' thinking three pills times one half hour each, but from when he starts taking them until he stops, it is just one hour.For example, if he takes the first pill at five p.m., he will take the next at five-thirty and the last one at six p.m.

(17)
A Baby Ben alarm clock is an old-fashioned non-digital type.It is a twelve hour clock only; doesn't know a.m. from p.m. Therefore, if she goes to bed at nine and has the alarm set for ten, she will get just one hour of sleep before her alarm goes off.

If you haven't already done so, try to solve 'Logic in Rhyme' and 'Logic in Rhyme part 2'.

Recife, Pernambuco, Brasil
26 September 2014
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Wes Vogler 06 December 2015

It is late at night and I have a headache and you got some sneaky rhymes there

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Kim Barney 19 February 2018

Thanks for the comment, Wes. Sorry about your headache. Come back and try some other time.

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Joyce Barnson 19 October 2014

#15: Actually your number is 0. (The number at the END) Ha Ha. But you got me with that one anyway.

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Kim Barney 19 February 2018

Very clever. Thank you for the comment.

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