Location, Location, Location Poem by Ima Ryma

Early riser is puppy dog,
Who's hungry and does head for Mom
To bark some breakfast monologue.
This startles Mom, but she stays calm.
Mom knows what's on puppy dog's mind,
For now she is his milk machine.
Puppy dog sits on his behind,
And paws Mom's face for morn cuisine.
Mom knows that it's time to get up,
Give puppy dog what he does yearn.
Where the milk's at, her little pup
Needs milk pump site better to learn.

As puppy dogs sucks at Mom's nose,
Mom thinks, 'There's no milk at this hose.'