Lazy Boy Poem by Victoria Hughes

You're such a fool
You're such a cad
Why can't you grow up
And stop being such a lad?

Why don't you listen?
You're so hard to please,
You never understand
Can't see the forest for the trees.

Why can't you get up off your big fat butt?
How can i love you when you act like a mutt,
With your puppy dog eyes, and incapable face
All i'm asking is utilise your one saving grace.

Help me out,
Don't leave it all to me
Or i'll just walk out and leave you to it
You great, big B____.

(C) Victoria Elizabeth Hughes September 2005.