Keeping In Touch Poem by Phil Soar

I keep in touch by whats app
It's quite the useful tool
It's part of my emotional map
And hasn't many rules
I keep my messages quite dumb
And don't look at fake news
I don't read any libellous ones
I do not share their views
I get some funny videos
And lots of gifs and such
Where people find them I don't know
But I like them very much
Some can make me smile a lot
Whilst others make me jump
And if I enter my opinion
Some folk take the hump
And yet it keeps me occupied
While I am stuck at phone
I keep in touch by whats app
On my valuable mobile phone