Keebored Problems Poem by Phil Soar

I tired to tipe a messidge
But the tiping went aztray
The wurds waz schpelt orl badly
And ment nothing ether way
I cud knot maike mutch senz of it
It waz orl micksed and crappy
And wen I tried to reed it bak
It maid mi sow unhappee
I mussed adjussed my keebored
It izzunt nawmul qwerty
I tuck it two the repare schop
And vey kepped it till too thurty
And now it's back, it works again
My words will be complete
Although I am dyslexic
I juzt ate jam and wheat! .