Jeoff Shaw Poem by Francis Duggan

Jeoff Shaw the rogue ex Liberal M P from Frankston may not be all bad
But in him plenty of room for improvement for he is quite a lad
He cheated on his parliamentary expenses in politics a fairly serious offense
Seven thousand dollars may not be a huge amount of money but far more than seven thousand pence
Jeoff Shaw is not a nice person as nice people do go
Amongst his parliamentary colleagues he has made many a foe
The opposition want him expelled from parliament the government him wish to suspend
Jeoff is not a good one at the keeping of a friend
A three month suspension from parliament his punishment without pay
But Jeoff Shaw not a poor man he will be okay
He has not been the first politician or the last Jeoff Shaw
To be caught in their parliamentary expenses breaking the law
The rogue members of parliament more than a few
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