It Matters Not The Gender Poem by louis rams

My off the wall poem

It matters not the gender

The first impression that I got was " this babe is really hot "
She had a beautiful smile, she had flair
She had on pink underwear.
She had on hip hugger shorts that wouldn't stretch
Showing her very best.
She had legs so round so firm so fully packed
Every part of her was really stacked.
Then she spoke and my heart stood still it was a man dressed to kill.
When I got closer I could see his beard line " but damn " he was looking fine!
Beauty contests he had won quite a few -judges didn't know just what to do.
They said it was illegal to impersonate a woman so they took away his crown.
Why does it matter of your gender when your heart you surrender
© L. RAMS 061819