I Will Stop Loving You Poem by Hebert Logerie

I will stop loving you
When you start using foul language
When you stop feeding me honeydew
And when you muck up your perfect image.

I will stop loving you
When you become outlandishly violent
When you become evidently impertinent
And when your dog chews my right shoe.

I will stop loving you, darling
When you stop being interesting
When you climb pantyless the tall tree
And of course, when you stop loving me.