I Waz Ate Poem by The Droplets

I waz ate
Oh yes I waz ate
Indeed I waz ate
N’ you should be ate too.

Although I waz ate
I had many choices to make
Whether to take the date or
Whether to mate.
I soon realized how much of a mistake
It was to take the date over the mate.
As this girl talked more and more on our date
I realized how much it sucked to be ate

I waz ate
Oh yes I waz ate
Indeed I waz ate
N’ you should be ate too

Being head of the state is better than being ate
As soon I realized how if I was head of state,
I would take the mate over the date
Oh I waz ate
And I could not change my fate
Indeed I waz ate

As I noticed I waz late
I ran to the closed gate
And found out that I waz ate
And stuck with my date

As I thought oh great
I had to wait
For that stupid gate
To open and fill my empty plate

Well that’s the end of the story of how I waz ate
Oh yes I waz ate
Indeed I waz ate
N’ I believe that you should be ate too…