I'M Not Into Dirty Dogfights Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

If this isn't what you're fishing for a dogfight,
Then why you wanna keep barking at me?
And if you're really not looking for a dogfight,
I suggest you find somebody else to grit your teeth.

Don't you try to dump your pettiness,
Or selfish sentiments on me.
I'm not into dirty dogfights.
I like to think that I can keep it,
Real and with a dignity.
Go somehwere else,
With that shtick you oughta quit.

I will not play your gimmicks to be gagged.
I'm not with it.
I'm not into shtick.

I will not play your gimmicks to be gagged.
I'm not with it.
I'm not into shtick.
Don't you try to dump your pettiness,
Or selfish sentiments.
I'm not into 'dirty' dogfights.

If this isn't what you're fishing for a dogfight,
Then why you wanna keep barking at me?
And if you're really not looking for a dogfight,
I suggest you find somebody else to grit your teeth.
Don't you try to dump your pettiness,
Or selfish sentiments on me.