I Did A Little Research And Found Poem by Stephen Martin II

I did a little research and found
That the lamp cost $49.97 plus tax
And well I am saving up
I'll have fifty dollars after three pay days

But, well maybe we should split the cost
I mean you did leave it by the window
And I had no other way to get in
So it is part your fault

In fact maybe you should get me a key
It would be a lot easier to carry than a ladder
It would probably even fit in my pocket

I am pretty sure your husband wouldn't mind
You know if you explained it all to him
I only stand by your bed and watch you sleep
There's no harm in that right?

But anyway, I made you a sandwich
and put ten dollars in an envelope
It's under the Hello Kitty magnet
I'll leave you the rest as soon as I get it