Treasure Island

louis rams

(09/13/1943 / new york city)

Humor #5


YOUNG-OLD-LADY
I saw this ad in the paper and I was intrigued by it
Because it said: young-old-lady
So I got in touch with her!
She said: “I am young in heart but old in body”
But my sex drive is still quite hardy.
So I put her to the test and she outdid all the rest.
You see: I was a young woman of the night
Until I got into a fight.
She was twice my size- and messed up both my eyes
So it became hard for me to see, so I did things naturally.
My hands would pull down their pants in a hurry
Because my vision was quite blurry.
Then I got to be known as the universal queen
Because I had (Russian) rushing hands and (roman)
Roaming fingers and their pleasures would forever linger.
So now, I am older and have to advertise
To get more clients down the line.
You‘ve just been added to my clients list
So pay the money and do not get pissed.

Submitted: Saturday, May 24, 2014

Do you like this poem?
0 person liked.
0 person did not like.

What do you think this poem is about?



Topic(s): humor

Read this poem in other languages

This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.

I would like to translate this poem »

word flags

What do you think this poem is about?

Comments about this poem (Humor #5 by louis rams )

Enter the verification code :

There is no comment submitted by members..

PoemHunter.com Updates

New Poems

  1. Cowgirl, R. T. Smith
  2. Confession in a Booth at the Hollow Log .., R. T. Smith
  3. A Local Doc, over Rocky Lunchtime Bourbo.., R. T. Smith
  4. Please Know, Michael McParland
  5. Pity Party of One -or- I Never Got His N.., Joseph James Breunig 3rd
  6. She, Divya Singh
  7. The Garden, William Jay Smith
  8. The Flight, William Jay Smith
  9. Touch the Air Softly, William Jay Smith
  10. Dachshunds, William Jay Smith

Poem of the Day

poet Robert Louis Stevenson

It is very nice to think
The world is full of meat and drink,
With little children saying grace
In every Christian kind of place.... Read complete »

 

Modern Poem

poet Amy Lowell

 

Trending Poems

  1. The Road Not Taken, Robert Frost
  2. Daffodils, William Wordsworth
  3. On the Ning Nang Nong, Spike Milligan
  4. Still I Rise, Maya Angelou
  5. If, Rudyard Kipling
  6. Annabel Lee, Edgar Allan Poe
  7. A Thought, Robert Louis Stevenson
  8. Dreams, Langston Hughes
  9. Invictus, William Ernest Henley
  10. I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Maya Angelou

Trending Poets

[Hata Bildir]