Heel Side Green Poem by derrick foster

Heels in a field
what's the deal
lush green yes
but stilettos no
sure to the picnic
but nine inchers?
in ads with gal in impossible shoes
they can barely stand in
now, include miles of green grass
the oddest sight to behold
of all the ideas
call me slow but Manolos on a lawn
a clear sign for caution
of all the luck
are they looking to get stuck
such a maddening picture
Elegant Maddens on rolling hill?
what a sight to see
her trip and slip(serves her right)
Miss Fancy boots in'red Bottoms'
trudging til she drops
taking a dip on her train(gown)
O.M.G watch it all get stained
perhaps she should have thought
to wear flats before it got caught
heels over head instead
what a disaster no skill to master
heels on a field
how does it feel?
she'll think twice
about her terrible plight
on the green
in heightened sandals
especially on a surface High heels couldn't handle
i ask again: what's the deal
with heels on a muddy field
There's no solid ground for high heels