Handyman Poem by Eric Bult

Now this is something that our ladies need
To understand before its time to go.
The truth of this is plain and is indeed
Astounding; thus they all should seek to know
That when a man's attention has been drawn
From matters that consume him at the time
To something that needs fixing every morn
Assured you then should be it is his prime
Concern, and therefore should you simply be
Content that, notwithstanding any let
Or hindrance, certainly that work you'll see
Completed speedily as any yet!

Thus there should be no need each month to jog
His memory from its ever present fog.