Grandad's Tablets Poem by steve stirk

Don't take Grandad's tablets
They'll never make you well
And Mummy says 'If taken
They'll start to make you smell'

She says 'They make you wrinkled'
and make you fall apart'
She says 'They start you limping
And at mealtimes make you fart'

She says that Grandad's tablets
Have made him very old
And made his nose quite snotty
And given him a cold

So don't take Grandad's tablets
You know what mummy said
That Nanny took his tablets
And ended up quite dead