Freedom By Divorce Poem by Randy McClave

To any unhappy married man this thought I will happily endorse,
Before you walk or run away from your wife, I suggest you first get a divorce,
I say this with all truth and honesty without any sadness or remorse
Go straightforward to your lawyer and always stay your course;
Always remember this one fact, a single man has no worries to enforce
He can stay up as late as he wants, and he can even buy himself a horse.

If you are truly unhappy do not keep yourself a wife,
Living in sadness and depression is no way to live your life,
Gone will be your worries and unhappiness and most of your strife
But first hide all of your cooking utensils, especially the kitchen knife;
Just remember to stay away were boredom and sad thoughts are rife
Now you can play your drums or your guitar or even play the fife.

If you do not like to argue or fight or to discuss your own emotion,
If you like just to be all alone and sail the skies or the ocean,
If you have different dreams and of course in life a different notion
And if you don't care about your job especially a promotion or a demotion;
If you don't care about current fashions or perfumes or skin lotion
Divorce is the answer my friend, it is indeed the greatest potion.

If a man is tired of having bills and always being in debt,
For loneliness he doesn't need a wife, all he truly needs is a loyal pet,
No man needs to worry about gossip about that he should never fret
He should be the king of his house, from his own pain and his sweat;
Never should he be belittled or laughed at or given into a threat
Never should he be controlled by a wife, whether she be blond, redhead or brunette.

To the unhappy married man I have come to this one easy solution,
It will end of your stress and guilt and all of your worries and confusion,
Don't go to war with your wife and don't be part of an equality revolution
Man must see this not as a setback, but a part and a growth of his own evolution;
But, before you start your new life with your new goals and a new resolution
Go to your lawyer and tell them you are unhappy, and you want a legal dissolution.

Randy L. McClave