Some clever rhymster of note
Once wrote:
'One day as I looked up on high,
Something dropped into my eye.
Gee I'm glad that cows can't fly.'
Well—maybe they can,
Because—
One day as I looked up on high
Something dropped into MY eye.
First I thought it was a bird
That had released a big fat turd.
Then I thought it was a pheasant
Dropping something not too pleasant.
Then I thought I had a sty
But realized it was a PIE!
Cow—that is.
A flying bovine in the sky?
That in particular
Is something ridicular
I meant to say:
That in particulous
Is so ridiculous
.
But we've all heard the phrases
'Pie in the sky' and
'A gift from the blue.'
Maybe the old sayings
Have really come true!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem