George Hunter

I didn’t make
This up
But I’ve heard it
Since
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There was a big feline named Dancer
Who asked her mate for an answer.
How do you titillate an ocelot?
Why you just oscillate its titalot.
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A beautiful day
Sun’s shining, birds are singing
God’s in his heaven.
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A Cat Called Nan

I once had a cat called Nan
Whose tail got caught in a fan.
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On a lazy summer afternoon
All of us boys were lying in the shade
Talking about all kinds of things
In a world we never made.
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One summer's day, with nothing better to do,
I went to the beach to enjoy the view.
Lots of cute babes lying around in the sand
Trying their best to improve their tan.
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Did you ever think that when you smell something good
Like roasting coffee or cedar wood
Or baking bread or sweet perfume
That actual molecules are floating around the room?
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As I was walking down the path
In my head I did some higher math.
They say that one and one makes two
But I know that that's not always true
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CAUTION: Reading this rhyme may give you a headache.

I think I’ll take an Alka Seltzer to relieve my gut,
Eating too much Mexican has put me in a rut.
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Fire and ice, fire and ice,
Fire and ice, they will suffice.
With the huge flames glowing, glowing
And the glaciers overflowing.
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(Pay Toilet)

Here I sit all broken hearted
Paid a nickel and couldn't get started
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There once was a gal named Grace
Who had an ugly face
—She said, 'My face I don't mind it,
—'Cause I am behind it
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I had a white rabbit named Sam
Who one day went on the lam.
When he came back
I knew he’d been in the sack
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There was a cow from Californy
Who was very, very horny.
He wasn’t sexy, instead
Two biggies grew from his head
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There was a cowboy from Wyoming
Who sang to the cows in the gloaming.
-It was all they could take
-And it kept them awake.
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....moon
....June
....tune
....spoon
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Now I lay me down to dreams
Life's not always what it seems.
Sometimes, to just get through the day
I have to dream my life away.
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Dragged out this morn
Feeling so worn,
Still in the stream
Of a late dream.
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Beeeeee Ooooooo
Beeeeee Ooooooo
It sounds like a foghorn or a donkey braying.
An ominous sound, if you know what I’m saying.
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The zebra is a beautiful beast
He has stripes that go from west to east.
Or is it east to west? , I don’t know
But I like the way they seem to flow.
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